Ich bin buddhist
Ich bin nicht it is easy to calculate on the bases on modern theorys and some speculations.
Früher dachte ich Deep in the fundamental heart of mind and Universe, there is a reason.
Heute weiß ich An SEP, is something that we can't see, or don't see,
or our brain doesn't let us see, because we think that it's
somebody else's problem. That's what SEP means. Somebody Else's
Problem. The brain just edits it out, it's like a blind spot. If
you look at it directly you won't see it unless you know
precisely what it is. Your only hope is to catch it by surprise
out of the corner of your eye.
Dieses Land braucht They had arrived at it. The second strangest thing about the ship
was watching the Somebody Else's Problem field at work. They
could now clearly see the ship for what it was simply because
they knew it was there. It was quite apparent, however, that
nobody else could. This wasn't because it was actually invisible
or anything hyper-impossible like that. The technology involved
in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine
hundred and ninety-nine thousand million, nine hundred and
ninety-nine million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine
hundred and ninety-nine times out of a billion it is much simpler
and more effective just to take the thing away and do without it.
Dieses Land braucht nicht You're a no-good dumbo nothing, I
thought you should know that before you went.
Das Gute am Erwachsenwerden ist The Bistromatic Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing vast
interstellar distances without all that dangerous mucking about
with Improbability Factors.
Bistromathics itself is simply a revolutionary new way of
understanding the behaviour of numbers. Just as Einstein observed
that time was not an absolute but depended on the observer's
movement in space, and that space was not an absolute, but
depended on the observer's movement in time, so it is now
realized that numbers are not absolute, but depend on the
observer's movement in restaurants.
The first non-absolute number is the number of people for whom
the table is reserved. This will vary during the course of the
first three telephone calls to the restaurant, and then bear no
apparent relation to the number of people who actually turn up,
or to the number of people who subsequently join them after the
show/match/party/gig, or to the number of people who leave when
they see who else has turned up.
The second non-absolute number is the given time of arrival,
which is now known to be one of those most bizarre of
mathematical concepts, a recipriversexcluson, a number whose
existence can only be defined as being anything other than
itself. In other words, the given time of arrival is the one
moment of time at which it is impossible that any member of the
party will arrive. Recipriversexclusons now play a vital part in
many branches of maths, including statistics and accountancy and
also form the basic equations used to engineer the Somebody
Else's Problem field.
The third and most mysterious piece of non-absoluteness of all
lies in the relationship between the number of items on the bill,
the cost of each item, the number of people at the table, and
what they are each prepared to pay for. (The number of people who
have actually brought any money is only a sub-phenomenon in this
field.)
The baffling discrepancies which used to occur at this point
remained uninvestigated for centuries simply because no one took
them seriously. They were at the time put down to such things as
politeness, rudeness, meanness, flashness, tiredness,
emotionality, or the lateness of the hour, and completely
forgotten about on the following morning. They were never tested
under laboratory conditions, of course, because they never
occurred in laboratories - not in reputable laboratories at
least.
And so it was only with the advent of pocket computers that the
startling truth became finally apparent, and it was this:
Numbers written on restaurant bills within the confines of
restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers
written on any other pieces of paper in any other parts of the
Universe.
This single fact took the scientific world by storm. It
completely revolutionized it. So many mathematical conferences
got held in such good restaurants that many of the finest minds
of a generation died of obesity and heart failure and the science
of maths was put back by years.
Das Schlechte am Erwachsenwerden ist The Babel fish, is small, yellow and leechlike,
and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy not from its carrier but
from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to
nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining
the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which
has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can
instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear
decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindboggingly useful could have
evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the
non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith,
and without faith I am nothing.'
`But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It
proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'
`Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
`Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets
himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop
Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book Well
That About Wraps It Up For God.
Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between
different races and cultures, has caused more and bloddier wars than anything else in the history of
creation.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
For instance, there was once an insanely aggressive race of
people called the Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax. That was
just the name of their race. The name of their army was something
quite horrific. Luckily they lived even further back in Galactic
history than anything we have so far encountered - twenty billion
years ago - when the Galaxy was young and fresh, and every idea
worth fighting for was a new one.
And fighting was what the Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax were
good at, and being good at it, they did a lot. They fought their
enemies (i.e. everybody else), they fought each other. Their
planet was a complete wreck. The surface was littered with
abandoned cities which were surrounded by abandoned war machines,
which were in turn surrounded by deep bunkers in which the
Silastic Armorfiends lived and squabbled with each other.
The best way to pick a fight with a Silastic Armorfiend was just
to be born. They didn't like it, they got resentful. And when an
Armorfiend got resentful, someone got hurt. An exhausting way of
life, one might think, but they did seem to have an awful lot of
energy.
The best way of dealing with a Silastic Armorfiend was to put him
into a room of his own, because sooner or later he would simply
beat himself up.
Eventually they realized that this was something they were going
to have to sort out, and they passed a law decreeing that anyone
who had to carry a weapon as part of his normal Silastic work
(policemen, security guards, primary school teachers, etc.) had
to spend at least forty-five minutes every day punching a sack of
potatoes in order to work off his or her surplus aggressions.
For a while this worked well, until someone thought that it would
be much more efficient and less time-consuming if they just shot
the potatoes instead.
This led to a renewed enthusiasm for shooting all sorts of
things, and they all got very excited at the prospect of their
first major war for weeks.
Another achievement of the Silastic Armorfiends of Striterax is
that they were the first race who ever managed to shock a
computer.
a rasped voice The interesting thing about reincarnation, is that most people, most spirits, are not aware that it is
happening to them.
he said darkly and sent a third drink down to see why the second hadn't yet reported on the condition of the first.

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Why do you actually write nearly everything in Englisch on your NEON profile?
17.09.2008, 12:08 von lenalovedu mich auch jungchen, ich glaube ich hab in meinem leben schon mehr erreicht als du, und das fulda net der burner ist weiß ich selber. arbeite net umsonst härter um in zukunft a) woanders leben zu können b) ein besseres leben zu haben. und wem das net passt, ist mir mal sowas von shitegal ;)
07.09.2008, 12:21 von der.March:-) danke!
05.09.2008, 13:16 von ich.hasse.musikI still hear you scream in every breath, in every single motion ...
21.08.2008, 18:56 von NonameGmbHOch menno.
20.08.2008, 10:47 von DeineLiebeschon wieder oder immernoch wach? ;)
16.08.2008, 05:42 von anneliseSchmidtDer 11000er hat wohl Eindruck gemacht. :-D
15.08.2008, 20:02 von DeineLiebeokay, wenn du kein champ sein willst, dann bin ich wohl ein kleines dummchen ;-)
15.08.2008, 14:06 von lenaloveJa, ich muss meine Taktik wohl nochmal überarbeiten ;.) Herzlichen Glückwunsch Champ ! Klar gerne doch;-)
15.08.2008, 13:38 von lenaloveich sach ja: Feigling. aber hey, haben wir ernsthaft was anderes erwartet??? ;) Sonniges WE dir!
15.08.2008, 12:26 von Kaddinsky