Vom Leben gelernt
* "He had just emptied his seminal vesicles into Valencia, had contributed his share of the Green Beret."
* "She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies. Men looked at her and wanted to fill her up with babies right away."
* "Montana was naked, and so was Billy, of course. He had a tremendous wang, indicentally. You never know who'll get one."
* "I’m flattered that you’re all so interested in my vagina, but no means no."
* "If you can, you can't, and if you can't, you can. Fair is foul and foul is fair. Whenever you try to behave sensibly in a crazy world, there's a catch."
Du bist hübsch. Im Dunkeln. Auf 100 Metern Entfernung. Hinter einer Mauer.
* Girls, stop wasting your time on ridiculous relationships that are doomed to failure with boys who have no more idea of their own minds than you. There’ll be plenty of room for that sort of rubbish later!
* Discos, bars, night clubs, social networks, chat rooms - avoid these stupid things when looking for the Mr/Mrs Right.
* "Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life, no one helps you once you're fucked."
* In life, one silly mistake can change everything; this is the uttermost atrocious thing about life.