In LOTR universe there are 5 kinds of people : No powers, hero powers,
magic powers, overpowered and hilariously godly overpowered.
And then... there's Tom bombadil, who could have just simply
walked/danced into mordor, punch sauron in the face, kick melkor in the
nuts and be back before lunch time all while wearing the ring as a
piercing on his dick.
If only he gave a fuck.
merke: aber nur mitm Ring... IT'S A TRAP!
Geht auch ohne Ring. Aber dann muss man seinen Chef begleiten...
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